Footballer: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Footballer: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Footballer: I could have sworn you just said -
Footballer: But -
me: i love you
me: shh don't speak
When someone puts their hand over my mouth to shut...
When parents force you to go somewhere with them.
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Guy1: dude! She just called you lazy!
Guy2: oh hell nah! Go tell her I'm not!
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