- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?