no one: wow you look really nice today
no one: im really glad i know you
no one: wanna date me?
no one: youre the smartest person ive ever met
no one: you have a great taste in music
no one: i dont think youre weird
me: why am i so perfect
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
me: promo 4 promo?
womens magazine: you're beautiful just the way you are
womens magazine: lose 557965 lbs in 2 weeks
womens magazine: natural is beautiful
womens magazine: buy blush, mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, foundation etc.
ratherdielaughing: i-is this real life… I will always reblog this.
I wish my eyes could take pictures
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
nicoosuxx: Answer: no.
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die